meladoodle:

officialunitedstates:

you lost me at superwh

Why won’t anyone let me pitch my superwhales idea

MAAAAMA OWAHOO WOAHWOAH +
Super Mario Sunshine

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odins brother looks like a biker with spiked shoulder pads
are we gonna have a badass biker in the comic michelle
please say yes

odins brother looks like a biker with spiked shoulder pads

are we gonna have a badass biker in the comic michelle

please say yes

Dear secondbutthole, then

dear secondbutthole

did i ever tell u that u have the most wonderful voice ever like not just when ur singing either (even though ur singing is real awesome too) like just when ur talking or something ur accent is the most adorable thing i swear

anyways now that my mind is joggin a little i just want to tell u that ur super awesome okay like the best youve made me physically laugh like a lot and its awesome man plus ur writing skills are sick and they also make me sick from crying so hard like wow fuck u

and no problem for earlier dude! i wanted to help make u feel better and whenever ur feelin down in the future hell ill help u out then too cause thats what friends are for am i right

hmmmm lets see u should blab to me about history sometime too cause i love history and i think its super interesting too and we can just be nerds about history together fuck yeah

gosh i cant really think of anything else to say rn my mind is like totally blank but i love ya dude we should get together nd play new leaf sometime if ur up for it yeah yeah




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thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

Dear Best friend,
Anonymous

dear best friend

i have no idea if you think of me as your best friend (probably not lol) but i just want u to know that i care about u lots and ur really important to me and i really wish we could hang out together irl so we could play mario kart together or something but sadly u live like a million miles away sighh